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Timbo the White's Album

by Yellow Dwarf Band

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1.
the devil's in the details - don't ya know a million dollars in the balance - if you know the score you can spend your leisure time - on wooden knees fact is ain't nobody gonna listen to your prayers - if you don't believe dontchya know beginner's luck is fleeting - it'll turn on a dime if the powers that be ain't watchin - don't be wastin your time a man of the cloth would tell ya - you doin it wrong may as well pray to a deaf man - if the big game's on c: why do those football players point to the sky and say thank you jesus for helpin me to score why am i broke as hillary's political campaign why don't he listen why don't he care momma said if you ain't the lead dog - nothins ever new dagnabbit i'm tired of the asshole in front of me - it's time he knew i'm fixin to write god a letter - on this the lord's day but if he's busy watchin football - what the hell am i gonna say if the good lord be willing and the creek don’t rise i got no post game interview - to evangalize imana rip my best shirt open - an beat on my scrawny chest me or a goddamned professional athalete - who should pass the test? why do them millionaires point to the sky and say thank you jesus for helpin me to win why am i broke as a 2 bit whore why don't he listen why dudn't he care why don't them hockey players lift their sticks to the sky and give 2 thumbs up to jesus for helpin them to win why the hell did i vote for mister donald trump why don't he listen why dudn't he care
2.
Colportage 03:49
daddy said - lucifers comin down - if you don't get to bed daddy said - lucifers comin down - hurry up and get to bed pastor said - if you bad, lucifer comin down (comin down) pastor said - if you bad, lucifer comin down (comin down) we don't buy none - they come door to door but he ain't never come we don't buy none - we don't know for sho but he's never come we don't buy none - they come door to door but he ain't never come we don't buy none - we don't know for sho but he's never come - now santa's come armageddon is about to go down - that's a fact - now that's a fact jehovah built the world in seven days - but satan and his demons, they disobeyed we'll come knocking on saturday morn - give you a watchtower you'll be reborn judgement day is comin round - the second coming gonna be a battleground teacher said - beelzebub's comin down - now sit your ass down teacher said - beelzebub's comin down - stop sayin them swear words, billy bob momma said - asmodeus is comin down - who the hell's asmodeus, did you say that wrong momma said - asmodeus is comin down - he's one of the 7 demons you moron we don't buy none - they come door to door but he ain't never come we don't buy none - we don't know for sho but he's never come we don't buy none - they come door to door but he ain't never come we don't buy none - we don't know for sho but he's never come - now santa's come
3.
eyes in the sky - could be watchin you : duck for cover - get your hands off your cockatoo if ya look up at the heavens - you better watch where you go : burning man - you're runnin too slow look over your shoulder - ya better be a good boy : eat your pie - watch the world go by your momma said - don't confuse yourself : better listen to me or you're goin straight to hell hey listen to me : you waste too much time thinkin bout philosophy hey you ain't free : knowledge is evil - freedom is devilry children of tha devil - fulla sorcery : they'll waste your life - with lies and brownies they've perverted - the right ways of the lord : baby jesus - hadta swallow that sword maybe he got drones - one for every one a you : now they keep their eyes peeled - they sharp as a guru if you look up crime - they're hangin everywhere : don't never believe - he's like that billionaire hey look at me : not evry god's got a holy trinity hey what can it be : if your thoughts are a crime - then think bout your destiny
4.
Jesus' Song 04:22
what brand of sandals do ya wear - does it hurt to get crucified whyja hafta rise from the dead - wasn't your poppa satisfied why do you ask? too many people know me can you really walk on water - have you ever met an astronaut when you up and rose from the dead - didja hafta get a tetanus shot why do you ask? too many people buggin me besides when you're up in heaven - ever seen the face of god have you ever gotten high - do ya think it should be outlawed why do you ask? got better things ta do they all race off to church on sunday - dressed to the nines - looking so fine singing songs of worship and devotion - playin so nice - turnin the other cheek then they all head home to their favourite vices - lots a covetin and some blasphemin can't they all be good not just for santa, what have i done wrong? have your never ever sinned - what's it like to be glorified what do you do for kicks - when you comin back to our side why do they ask - got nuthin to do with me what kind of fish do ya like - what the hell's my favourite shrine how did i pull that trick - when i turned that water inta wine why do they ask - liquor store's got nuthin on me is there baseball up in heaven - do they have a hockey team if you weren't the son of god - who the hell would you like to be why do they ask? nobody's got nuthin on me
5.
lost in Einstein's space and time - lamenting our impetuous choice to live forever sipping the bittersweet ambrosia of the gods - we unearthed the ankh in her sacred hiding place now our perpetual youth suffocates our vacant souls - we are merlins and broken prophets, unaffected by time now we toil for all eternity, fried by the red sun - our heads bowed by the cumbersome crown of cursed immortality forsaken in Moravec's simulated reality - banished from the afterlife after the slow burn empty simulcra of the ancient ones buried like dinosaur bones - we are the druids with no one left to amaze obscured forever by that barren certainty - never aging, never dying - doomed to everlasting life fabulous perpetuals whose souls can never burn - adrift in the frozen ether for the remainder of all time
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madame lachange, well she ain't no pretty thing she's the priestess of polypeptide cocktails and shots of perfume time has eroded her cherry lips among other unmentionable things she thinks she's still hot in tight leopard skin clothes she kneels at the right hand of her patron saint christian dior blazed on lines of money-back guaranteed depilatory creams perpetual moisture, yves st laurent - quietly, aimlessly she's bought everything she's been chugging from the chalice of youth again does she really want to live forever - forever with saggy boobs hangin down to her knees does she really want to live forever - forever or should she pay for more botox please - pretty please madame lachange, she's a tribute to science a ghostly communion with the gods of givenchy sober as a chanel girl dipped in achilles' purple rouge she's an unholy debauchery - but her pallid skin is still wrinkle free my darling girl strives for perennial puberty her surgeons sterilize themselves when her number flashes on up their screens filled to the false teeth with free radicals and tanless coppertone time wags a bony finger at her pretty soul
7.
there you are - a burning man by the sea why did you - jump in and walk away here we stand - in this shattered scene waiting for - your brilliant meme i know why but I can't say we wish we knew - why you gave it all away maybe you - could never say goodbye we understand - your burning need to be seen you are the light - you are our childhood lullaby you know why but you can't say i see you there - hiding tween the factories smoke billows high - who is the chosen one and here we stand - waiting for the end to come waiting for - the return of your brilliant meme we don't know why - why are we afraid
8.
Sunday Red 03:42
sunday burning or saturday matinees? she awakens on that tainted morn a dull throb tween her eyes the memory of her first time already padlocked in her mind his piercing gaze had turned her school dress to gauze the noon's heat baked the road and flushed her freckled face when he asked her it was as if it was god's command she tried her girl guide best to push the yes away holy preacher had his dirty way with her a suffering witness, she couldn't scrub his filth away saturday matinees with a tainted saint their woeful cries filled the cotton fields sunday burning when the rapture comes they come in peace but they leave in pain his parish imagined he pulled up stakes and moved along another tag along preacher headin ta where good folks are in need their basket children left behind to deal with gropin hands drinkin an tryin their wretched best to forget his deeds no one discovered the holy slaughter down at the abbatoir he met his bitter end pants down beggin on the killing floor now she flies down back roads - head thrown back laughin at the sky she's painted sunday red for the ones that came before
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On Sunday 04:23
my thorns stand high - higher than the stone walls scorched earth encircles me - spattered with my life blood dry tears rainin down - washin way my sins aching bones so tired - of carrying the burden rescue me, rescue me by the moonlight don't poison me, drink from me - on sunday father knows his days - are numbered with vengeance mother's tale was all wrong - she had to be a virgin floating aimlessly - everyone seems to love me wrap me in your cold cloth - christen me your sacrifice drink of me, make a toast to me - ease your parched throats remember me, remember me - on sunday baby jesus points down at the earth when they score baby jesus does a happy dance when they score he don't like the other team, he don't like it when they win he only like the ones who get down on their knees for him he don't like no other teams he only likes it when his win he only like you to get down on your knees and pray baby jesus he high fives god when they win baby jesus he shouts it out when they win that's why they win ... v: roll back the stone - the trumpets are ablaring no one knows me now - none of them can touch me father calls me home - but i can see the future i must halt this now - or heaven is ruined don't rescue me, don't rescue me in the sunlight please poison me, poison me - for the future
10.
100% 06:59
i am a weak man ... i am a weak man filled with the impatience that comes with age i've lived too long surrounded by scoundrels i am a weak man scarred by a lifetime of ill news my elephant brain has recorded pictures i saw a dove yesterday - it was mourning pretending not to look at me - making that mournful mourning sound every time i hear that song i feel like crying today i strangled that fucking bird i am a weak man ... if i should die before i wake i pray the good lord my empty soul to take can't wait to get myself to kingdom fucking come strum my bloody harp til his goddamned will be done i am a weak man who has died and come of age it took so long i thought they'd digga hole fer me back stage i am a weak man hiding six feet below the ground it's cold and raining and i can't hear a fucking sound i am a dead man ... i am a new man - i've died and been born again my brazen lies are archetypal i am a new man - my sins erased my palette clean like all of you i am just a disciple i am a new man ...

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released March 20, 2017

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